Pro Hawk

A type of hair style that is similar to a mohawk but is styled in such a way so as to be acceptable in a professional environment.

Perfect for ex-punk rockers moving out of their parents basements and transitioning into the work place.

Dude 1- "Bro, Chuck totally sold out- he's working for the man now"

Dude 2- "No way dude (1), Chuck still rocks out. Just check out his sweet Pro Hawk"

by VonWeismann January 18, 2011

The Stephen Hawking

The Stephen Hawking is when you having sex so good that when you cum, you make the Stephen Hawking Face.

Jim: Dude I banged this girl last night and she was so good I made The Stephen Hawking face.

by SupraSwampa January 4, 2017

Evan Hawk

Someone so intellectually lacking that they can only be referred to as a fucking idiot.

I was talking to my friend until he started acting like an Evan Hawk so I sacrificed him to Adolf Hitler.

by Anal salad May 7, 2019

daddy hawk

Infrequently used term to describe an attractive older male.

i.e. "Joe Biden sure is quite the daddy hawk".

by owlyross November 20, 2013

low-hawk

A mo-hawk that is designed in pubic hair. Usually consists of a straight line from belly button to genitals. Also known as a "below-hawk" and "down-below-hawk."

Your girlfriend has a low-hawk.

by MikeHawire May 2, 2005

Wiki Hawk

Frequently referencing Wikipedia while watching a t.v. show to find out interesting historical facts about the program's cast.

Surfing Wikipedia continually out of sheer boredom.

Ex. Tonight, while watching Family Guy, I was being a Wiki Hawk and found out that Seth Mcfarland used to be a writer for the cartoon Johnny Bravo.

by slipD May 16, 2011

Foil Hawk

is someone who is going from place to place in search of getting high for free and smoking up everyones meth (foils)

Hurry up and put the dope up theres a foil hawk at the door...

by labbers November 10, 2009