The infamous coffee-imbibing Captain of the U.S.S. Juan Valdez that ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound and spilled huge quantities of Colombian coffee into the bay.
Somebody at X-on shoulda known better than to hire a sea-captain with a name like Joseph Hazelnut --- both his first AND last names would give a normal person da coffee-jitter nerves... "joe" is slang for coffee, and "hazelnut" is an actual FLAVOR of coffee... NOT a good combination for calm and alert piloting of a huge tanker-vessel through the reef-laced waters off Alaska!!
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This is the action where the male counterpart inserts his thumb into the female counterparts Anus, then proceeds to spit on her back simulating his ejaculation. Once the female counterpart has turned around the male spreads his thumb across the females head whilst whispering the word ‘Simba’ in her ears.
Stud #1: How was last night ?
Stud #2: it was sweet, I pulled the hazelwell Simba.
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Stud #2: it was sweet, I pulled the hazelwell Simba.
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