hag

when you reach the age of 18 years old on twitter, you’re officially a hag

“you know daniel?”
“yeah we’re friends”
“eww he’s a hag”
“he is 19!”

by ouiouiphaguette January 14, 2022

Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.

I want to go on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.

by anonymous December 17, 2024

fag hag

a straight person that attracts gay people in a non sexual way

Sandra has all gay friends, she must be a fag hag.

by snortint May 24, 2018

hag

A beautiful young maiden.

a nice young female is a hag

by quince thomas October 31, 2020

nasty old hag

my grandmother

grandkid: i dont want your cookies, nasty old hag!

by comesockcutiepie August 9, 2023

hag

me

who are you?

i am hag.

by hag. November 22, 2021

Sad Hag

Someone who thinks they have everything figured out. They have a vision of grandeur of themselves for unknown reasons. Someone who tells people that they don’t care but for some reason continue to intrude in to certain ppls life. Someone who tries to act as a leader but destroys all elements by their actions. Someone who doesn’t understand what they are dealing with.

The sad hag continued to hack an ex even though she “doesn’t care”. The sad hag takes kindness of families or future families as a weakness.

by Byegollum January 7, 2019