Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
definition : mindcontrolling hack, do naughty things have sex with the hacked guy
also the page for hack is clean so why not dirt it
also the page for hack is clean so why not dirt it
by sdfghjklpoiuytrewqazxcvbnm November 22, 2020
When somebody thinks they're more clever than you, they'll try and tell you something was hacked. If it was just hacked, the money would still be there.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
noun: (1) one who works hard at boring tasks; (2) an old or over-worked horse; (3) a mediocre and disdained writer
After ten years at her job, the diminishing quality of work proved that she had become an old bitter hack.
by resles1 July 23, 2010
Someone that hacks into or comments on other peoples profiles to engage in searching, flirting, or insulting someone who is not their friend just so you will see their comments/messages
Dude 1: Yo whose that girl that commented on Mikes page about you
Dude 2: I dunno she's just some myspace hack
Dude 2: I dunno she's just some myspace hack
by happycracker July 10, 2009
by Kleyhands February 22, 2017
Otherwise known as “Press the B Button, Stupid!” Or “Radiation’s Earthbound Halloween Hack”, the Earthbound Halloween Hack is a ROM hack of Earthbound made by Toby Fox in 2008 for the Starmen.Net Halloween Funfest. The hack tells the story of an alternate timeline where Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo never returned from the past after defeating Giygas. Instead of Ness, the player assumes the role of a bounty hunter named Varik (of Brandish fame) getting hired by the mayor of Twoson to track down a monster who mutilated a little girl’s parents. Varik finds out that Dr. Andonuts, Jeff’s father from the original Earthbound, is the creator of the monsters that have been killing people. Varik goes inside Andonuts’ magicant and teams up with Ness’s 3 party members mentioned above. Together they kill Andonuts. The Halloween Hack is most well known for being the first game to host the debut of Megalovania, as well as being a precursor to Toby Fox’s later games, Undertale and Deltarune. Toby looks down on the hack as “A bad ROM hack with swears” and doesn’t bring it up in conversation in modern day. This is due to the original version including the f slur in the final boss dialogue before it was removed in the censored version.
“Did you know that before Toby made Undertale, he made Earthbound Halloween Hack?”
“Oh yeah, that edgy ROM hack with swears?”
“Oh yeah, that edgy ROM hack with swears?”
by Dong Jr. April 23, 2024