Holiday Homeworks
English substantive
This name was chosen because "Medieval Instruments Of Torture" was too long.
After another fucking year of torture, stress, worries and teachers who alert students to tests only the day before and then complain about grades (more commonly called school) you can't wait to get away from that mass of troubles you've been forced to spend your days with. You already think about the sea, the beach, friends, those fucking hot guys with costumes from which you can see their dick and abs more perfect than Lady Gaga, but then THEY come into play.
Teachers think it's a simple way to keep fit and help us not forget our fucking home address, but that shit will only help us think about other possible methods of committing suicide.
English substantive
This name was chosen because "Medieval Instruments Of Torture" was too long.
After another fucking year of torture, stress, worries and teachers who alert students to tests only the day before and then complain about grades (more commonly called school) you can't wait to get away from that mass of troubles you've been forced to spend your days with. You already think about the sea, the beach, friends, those fucking hot guys with costumes from which you can see their dick and abs more perfect than Lady Gaga, but then THEY come into play.
Teachers think it's a simple way to keep fit and help us not forget our fucking home address, but that shit will only help us think about other possible methods of committing suicide.
X: Hey dude what are u doing with that knife?
Y: Oh, itz true, your teacher hasn't told you about them yet
X: W-w-wait.... Are u talking about.... THEM?
Y: Yes dude... The H-Holiday Homeworks...
X: Do you mind if I borrow the knife when you're done?
Y: Oh, itz true, your teacher hasn't told you about them yet
X: W-w-wait.... Are u talking about.... THEM?
Y: Yes dude... The H-Holiday Homeworks...
X: Do you mind if I borrow the knife when you're done?
by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021
Get the Holiday Homeworksmug. The conversation you have with your crush when you try to hit them up but you don't know what to say so you just ask about the homework from school.
Boy: Bro I totally hit up my crush yesterday night.
Boy 2: For real? What'd you say?
Boy: I asked her about the math homework.
Boy 2: Lol the classic Homework Conversation
Boy 2: For real? What'd you say?
Boy: I asked her about the math homework.
Boy 2: Lol the classic Homework Conversation
by Pastazone October 25, 2018
Get the Homework Conversationmug. by chicken barrel January 22, 2020
Get the homework abusermug. Homework reminder: HEY TEACHER!1:1
teacher: Wtf do you want
Homework reminder: what about the homework?
Students: shut the fuck up!1,1
teacher: Wtf do you want
Homework reminder: what about the homework?
Students: shut the fuck up!1,1
by fuckshit7j7 March 7, 2022
Get the homework remindermug. A guy in your class whom you befriend with the intention of having them do your homework. The relationship remains light and ambiguous, meeting for lunch but never dinner. They continue to complete assignments for you with the hopes of going out or getting together at some point.
by loftcrew April 25, 2017
Get the Homework husbandmug. ‘Homework trolling’: typically a one line contradictory or otherwise provocative statement requiring the recipient to research and explain an issue for the troll, using information available to anyone(i.e., do their homework for them). Can be motivated by the same reactiveness that underlies ‘contempt prior to investigation’, or by a wish to make the recipient dance for them.
That guy could easily read the linked article if he wants to know whether the quote was taken out of context. He’s just homework trolling you by demanding you show him it wasn’t.
by SeattleMnM December 1, 2018
Get the Homework Trollingmug. Kyle: Dude, you got a homework slip yesterday?
Chris: Yeah, I did. I forgot I realized that worksheet was due that day. Now my parents are going to kill me.
Kyle: If you haven't been procrastinating yesterday, you should've done it!
Chris: Yeah, I did. I forgot I realized that worksheet was due that day. Now my parents are going to kill me.
Kyle: If you haven't been procrastinating yesterday, you should've done it!
by The Real Driller July 27, 2021
Get the homework slipmug.