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tsm hawking

Person 1: I love watching fortnite!
Person 2: Are you watching tsm hawking?
Person 1: Of course I am!
by cheesythecheese March 13, 2018
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Banana Hawk

Extremely small and hairy chode1, that resembles that of a pigmy marmoset.
by Judge Danforth July 1, 2009
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Wiki Hawk

Frequently referencing Wikipedia while watching a t.v. show to find out interesting historical facts about the program's cast.

Surfing Wikipedia continually out of sheer boredom.
Ex. Tonight, while watching Family Guy, I was being a Wiki Hawk and found out that Seth Mcfarland used to be a writer for the cartoon Johnny Bravo.
by slipD May 16, 2011
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hawking the higgins

When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. It is also necessary for said partner to screech like a hawk while the masturbator imagines a hawk's head on the partner's shoulders.
Damn, that motherfucker is hawking the higgins with relish; too bad his parade will be rained on by the fire of fury's love juice.
by In the next room September 15, 2008
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Gro-Hawk

The infamous Gro-Hawk, which is actually is the shortened version of "Gross Mohawk". It occurs when (typically) a boy who has an even cut, grows tired of it, and then styles it as a Mohawk, (spiked up hair in the middle area).
Dan thought the ladies liked versatility, so he made a Gro-Hawk out of his even-cut hair. He does not know why all the girls laughed uncontrollably whenever they passed him.

Guy 1:(to himself) Man, I've worn the same hairstyle since I was in 6th grade... I need something new. *grabs hair gel from his grandfather's house and smears it onto his hair, styling it like a Mohawk, but leaving it to the normal shag on the sides* Oh yeah, they ladies gon like me now!
(goes to school)
Friend: Dude!, What happened to your head, man?

Guy 1: It's a Mohawk, DUH!

Friend: More like a Gro-Hawk! *sighs while shaking head, walks away*
by TGQ July 17, 2009
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The Stephen Hawking

The Stephen Hawking is when you having sex so good that when you cum, you make the Stephen Hawking Face.
Jim: Dude I banged this girl last night and she was so good I made The Stephen Hawking face.
by SupraSwampa January 4, 2017
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daddy hawk

Infrequently used term to describe an attractive older male.
i.e. "Joe Biden sure is quite the daddy hawk".
by owlyross November 20, 2013
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