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weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner
Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.
by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024
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Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.
Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023
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Puss Hag

A word used to refer to a stanky low worth bitch

Inspired by s.3 e.1 of Malcolm in the Middle
Now listen here, puss hag”
by OneSmartSnacc November 19, 2020
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Uggo hag

What is seen as a conventionally attractive female for most men.

Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*

Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 11, 2023
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hag

a nice young female is a hag
by quince thomas October 31, 2020
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Hag

A woman that believes that her love for a gold- star gay man is requited.
"When I saw that hag staring at me in human anatomy, I knew that she had a craving for the fruit"
by averagejdb March 23, 2020
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nasty old hag

grandkid: i dont want your cookies, nasty old hag!
by comesockcutiepie August 9, 2023
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