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Grape Jelly Cunt

when a woman's cunt area is filled with any type of jelly, jam, or preserves. It is best used as a comeback.
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom doesn't have a grape jelly cunt"
or
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom's cunt isn't filled with grape jelly!"
by ashley ellen Smith October 3, 2006
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Grape

Why the fuck are you looking up the definition of grape you retarded inbred fuck??? Why don't you just walk over to your fridge And take a goddamn grape out of it and take a nice long look at it. You now know what a grape is. Congratulations.
1.)I fucking love grapes. 2.)I am on urban dictionary looking at the definition of grape; therefore I am a retarded inbred fuck.
by The foghat March 16, 2014
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Grapefruit

A Grapefruit is a derogatory term for Albanian people est. in 2009 by a group of people in Connecticut.
Guy1: Yo I'm Albanian
Guy2: AHAHAHA! YOU'RE A GRAPEFRUIT!
by Qingman December 20, 2010
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grape ape

a fat black guy preferabley over 400 pounds
Godamn that is one big Grape Ape
by Anthony Clark January 24, 2006
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Grape Fruit

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.
"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"
by Colojolo July 26, 2009
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Grapeville

n. Morbidly Obese. Overweight. A place that a person can go to by overeating and getting fat. A condition of being enourmous and rotund.

Origin is from the movie, What's Eating Gilbert Grape and the character who played Gilbert's obese mother, "Momma", Bonnie Grape played flawlessly by Darlene Cates .
"Yes, you may have another helping of cake and ice cream, but don't have so much that you go to Grapeville."

"If you don't stop eating at McDonalds everyday and go on a diet, you'll be in Grapeville in no time."

If a person is too overweight to sit in a single seat at a movie or in an airliner, then that person has definitely gone to Grapeville.

If the amusement park ride's locking-bar mechanism will not close and lock over an overweight person, then they have definitely gone to Grapeville.
by smudgetool September 16, 2008
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Graphics King

A video game which has the most impressive, extraordinary, or advanced technical graphics. The Graphics King does not needs to appeal to the personal artistic tastes of a majority, it's a purely tech-driven position.

The question "what game is the graphics king?" is similar to "what's the fastest car?", not "what's the best car?". The second question involves too many variables not related to the speed of a car.

Graphics King =/= Art Direction King
- Crysis is the Graphics King.
- I find Super Meat Boy artistically pleasing. It's the most beautiful game I've ever played, but it's not the Graphics King.
- Crysis 2 on console is the console graphics king, but it's not the Graphics King. Crysis 1 with mods is superior.
by Rinthel December 7, 2011
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