Grant jokes

A dad joke but much much cooler
"Road work ahead, I sure hope it does" is an example of a grant jokes
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Grant O’Brien Maneuver

When you suck your own dick by sitting near a wall and walking your legs down the wall
“Did you hear about the guy who’s dad walked in on him with his own hog in his mouth?” “Yeah he was attempting the Grant O’Brien Maneuver”
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Tampa Grant

Douche Bag on steriods.

Person who has seen everything, knows everything and has done it all way better than anyone else (so they like to think).

A person that runs their mouth even when they have no clue what they are talking about and especially when it doesn't even concern them.
New guy I'm seeing left me at his apartment to run somewhere for a bit, did not return for over 7 hours - (yes I was gone), called me pissed....What a TG

moron loser creeper douche retard asshole

Guy I've never met, friend request my friend on FB, says he saw her at church, starts calling her sweetness having never met her in person......What a creeper, such a Tampa Grant!
by Plan A Party December 10, 2011
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Pull a Grant

When a "not so popular" guy uncontrollably ejaculates in their pants. Normally when a nice looking girl is talking to them, or even near them.
-Oh man, did you see that freshman totally Pull a Grant when Chrystal walked past?
-Haha, what a loser!
by It'sAsatchel February 06, 2010
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grant plummer

A nice dude who is one of my best friends. If you know him than your lucky
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grant plummer

A gay boy who cant get a girl
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Grant Pankratz

Don’t be a Grant Pankratz.
by Penelope Cruise September 12, 2020
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