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Grinch

verb, To urinate on someone who you have recently ejaculated on (esp. in the morning, around Christmas, and/or if you are recovering from heart disease) i.e., "And now that his heart didn't feel quite so tight, he whizzed with his load through the bright morning light."
Her: Grinch me, baby, wash all this cum off with your piss.
by Phil Srobeighn December 3, 2025
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Grinch

1. (n.) The cave-dwelling, solitary curmudgeon of Mount Crumpit with a penchant for ruining the fun of the citizens of Whoville, the Cat in the Hat, and others, especially around the holidays. Has a pet dog named Max, typically Green or sometimes White.
2. (adj., 'Grinchy') to have Christmas spirit in short supply ("The term 'Grinchy' shall apply when Christmas spirit is in short supply." 1).
3. (v.) to make another's life unbearable("He runs into the Cat in the Hat and decides to make the cat's life unbearable." 2).
1. "Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot. But the Grinch who lived just North of Whoville did not!
2. "My father gets Grinchy around October, right when holiday stuff starts getting put in Hobby Lobby."
3. "The Grinch Grinched the Cat in the Hat was ridiculous, I mean, Persimmon Pink? The Grinch would never in 2025!"
1 How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Directed by Ron Howard, performance by Jeffrey Tambor, Imagine Entertainment, Dr. Seuss Enterprises, 2000.
2 Publically Editable. "The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat (TV Short 1982) - IMDb." IMDb, Amazon, Date Accessed 12/17/2025.
by StanmichNomenclature December 17, 2025
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grinchify

To portray or frame a person as hating Christmas.
Just because I don’t like Christmas music doesn’t mean you have to grinchify me.”
by John Biggie Pork December 23, 2025
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grinchify

To portray a person or a group of people as hating Christmas.
Just because I don’t like Christmas music doesn’t mean you have to grinchify me.”
by John Biggie Pork December 23, 2025
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Grinching

A holiday-season tradition where one intentionally ignores all grooming and allows their pubes to grow wildly out of control, reaching full feral, Grinch-level proportions by Christmas.
He was grinching so hard it crossed the line from tradition into public concern.
by GFN2K26 January 6, 2026
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Grandchud

A name for a grandparent that is a chud , chudlings (grandchildren) call their grandparents this.
“I am going to Grandchud’s house after school today”
by James Revilo January 8, 2026
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Slobbering Ganch

A totally revolting person who talks rubbish and needs to be derided.
by funtime frankie June 22, 2011
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