Government

A fascist organisation set up to control and oppress you.

Fuck the government

by Da_Milo_Bob April 27, 2019

gobernante

When a guess is so horribly wrong that it doesn't even make sense.

Person 1: *shows a picture of a hippo*
Person 2: Is that a construction crane?
Person 1: Oh what a gobernante...

by TheBlyatMaker July 20, 2019

government

Mister secret the king of secrets controls people when it wants all around the world does what people say lies about everything

Yo let’s raid Area 51

Yo chill the government is watching

by Mister I don’t know July 30, 2019

Government

The superiors of the world who are actually just clones on Winston Churchill.

The government is being very suspicious.

by Likkle boi ronny September 5, 2019

government

the worst class a student will ever take. you thought AP lit was bad? hahaha. don’t underestimate the first chapter test. it’s about to be a dbq all over again for those who thought they were done with AP history classes. and the funniest thing is, this shit is required 😍

student 1: how did you do on the government test?
student 2: i bombed it... i got 22/43 right.
student 1: what the hell?!? i have the test next hour!
student 2: be prepared... the questions are just like the dbqs from last year.

by mariyahhhh September 22, 2019

Government

A system which we the people have socially accepted to take our well earned money and spend it on politicians or in other words a waste of your time

You: Hey Fred how’s it hanging?

Fred: Not well the Government took half my paycheck

by Libertarian113 May 5, 2020

Government grill

A silver teeth having ass kid. Most likely got sticky fingers, a dirty pull-up and lice. The government paid for his bottle rot teeth and capped em with a silver grill.

Damn did you see that kids government grill?!

by R707 June 11, 2020