At parties typicaly house parties the guy who is always doing keg stands and being loud garnering attention drinking all the beer and looking like a goober dick.
"Wow Todd is all over that kegs nuts and already broke a table..."
friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."
friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."
by morningwood0023 December 7, 2009
Get the Keg Goonmug. A condition in which the brain is underperforming due to drinking 2+ days consecutively.
Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended.
People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.
Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended.
People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.
We’ve been home from the booze cruise since Monday and after 48 hours, Dan still hadn’t noticed he’s wearing two left shoes; I’m worried he have Goon Brain.
by ShitBrainChampion2001 April 5, 2022
Get the Goon Brainmug. HO: I wanna know, Al am I the only one, tell me?
And she said,
"You're not the only goon, but you're the best, Haley"
And she said,
"You're not the only goon, but you're the best, Haley"
by maryjay October 5, 2006
Get the goonmug. by Bones...X-man October 27, 2008
Get the Bagoon-Goonmug. by hollow tip February 16, 2009
Get the goon citymug. A German watch tower. This term was coined during WWII in the German concentration and P.O.W. camps.
by Kimberley85 October 28, 2007
Get the goon boxmug. by Goon Chief January 13, 2008
Get the goon squadmug.