Keg Goon

At parties typicaly house parties the guy who is always doing keg stands and being loud garnering attention drinking all the beer and looking like a goober dick.

"Wow Todd is all over that kegs nuts and already broke a table..."

friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."

by morningwood0023 December 7, 2009

goon's age

A long ass time.

I haven't seen her in a goon's age.

by audacious mermaid January 31, 2018

goon

a chill, peace loving, drunk, marijuana smoking, heina

HO: I wanna know, Al am I the only one, tell me?

And she said,
"You're not the only goon, but you're the best, Haley"

by maryjay October 5, 2006

Bagoon-Goon

To Be With The Bitches...or At The Bitches house...

whatchu on g?...im bagoon-gooning.

by Bones...X-man October 27, 2008

goon city

west berkeley, california

goon city home of the real goons..way before dat rapper plies...W$B GOON$

by hollow tip February 16, 2009

goon box

A German watch tower. This term was coined during WWII in the German concentration and P.O.W. camps.

The look out kept watch of the goon box.

by Kimberley85 October 28, 2007

goon squad

Gang of hard pipe-hitting niggas that run shit in Ottawa, Illinois

The goon squad would smash the hittas any day of the week, sober or not.

by Goon Chief January 13, 2008