gooch bomb

The bomb inserted into a females vagina at birth to prevent pre marital sex, issued by the catholic church, if the female engages in sexual intercourse the "gooch bomb" will explode incenerating both female and partner.

"NO jimmy we cant do it or my gooch bomb will go off and we will die"

by distortin December 3, 2007

kansas gooch

When you take a Matt Lamb stick a icy-hot between his ass hole and his nuts.

My room mate was asleep and I gave that bitch a kansas gooch. Man then he kicked my ass.

by goochmaster1999 March 9, 2009

Gooch Cream

Cream that you use to put on your gooch when it itches, burns, or is irritated. irritation could possibly be from excessive scratching or thong burn.

Kaitlin needed me to go to target to get her Ponds, water and gooch cream... for her gooch!

by Authorrr April 15, 2009

gooch shot

have your partner punch you in the gooch (the place between your ball-sack and your ass-crack) for pleasure.

Kristian would you please give me a gooch shot?

by cgut69 November 15, 2009

gooch monger

A guy who likes his gooch being felt and/or licked by other men.

"Nathan's a faggit" said Brock. "Yeah, he's a fuckin' gooch monger" replied Josh.

by JuManGiman September 13, 2006

loose gooch

the definition of a loose gooch is when a guy is getting pounded in the ass and the guy doing the fucking pulls out consecutively. The gooch is then repeatedly pounded like pizza dough with a sledge hammer.

God, Dygert gave me such a pounding i have a loose gooch.

I pounded dygerts tight lil butthoe all night long, and after that fucking, hoo, that was the loosest gooch i eva seen.

by Ihaveapoopyfetish September 13, 2004

Hoober Gooch

Liquid between the nuts.

"Man that dudes hoober gooch just sprayed all over!"

by Branden April 13, 2005