A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitched autistic screech.
by Dik8utt February 21, 2019
Get the Goobermug. at the retirement home's aerobics class, the trainer projectile vomitted because so many grungeny goobers were visible
by lumi_kuma March 10, 2010
Get the grungeny goobermug. a person or thing that creates annoyance, displeasure or disappointment; also used as a term of endearment.
Joe spent 20 minutes setting up the blender to blend a drink that should take 20 seconds to make. What a goober!
"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."
What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.
"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."
What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.
by AbleA October 5, 2021
Get the goobermug. by Cuddly_kitten September 27, 2023
Get the Goober Stankmug. 
by Kwan May 14, 2021
Get the Goofy Goobermug. by OpaGramps May 22, 2024
Get the Goobersmug.