Golfing

The art of railing lines, shelving pills, droppin acid, getting on the pipe or havin a choof in Kwinana.
or
Other activity pretending to be golf, but not Golf.

S: Hey bitch, you wanna go golfing?

T: Yep, get on it cyyunt!
Nek day
R: Aye, you guys been golfing have ya? ha ha

by CardyGreen June 11, 2025

Golfing

lowkey way of saying that you're gonna smoke weed. Used around teachers/parents/bosses to talk about weed in public.

Person 1: "Yo you look high as fuck."
Person 2: "Shh I was golfing."

by dumbdefs October 27, 2017

Golfing

When you're about to smash but your balls stink so you wash your balls and tee before sticking it in her hole.

Had to go golfing so she wasn't repulsed.

by TheCuteness March 15, 2020

Golfing

Rich people slang for homosexual felatio

The President couldn't wait to go golfing so he could have his mouth full once again. Nobody was better at golfing than the President.

by gamerfuel2002 June 01, 2025

Golfing

A nonce, noncing

Dan went golfing. Only within a few hours did he find his victim.

by Elzhi September 20, 2023

Golf Merchant

Someone who plays Golf and hits the range repeatedly because they recently have become obsessed with Golf and all they can think about is Golf.

Friend 1: I just got us a tee time for tomorrow, we are going to hit the range the next day, and then try to play another round on Sunday. You in?
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.

by Golf Merchant July 14, 2024

bricked and golf

The action of having a boner and playing golf at the same time.

Fuuuck, I'm bricked and golf...

by ppaulina February 19, 2022