gorilla golf

basketball

When Lebron James dunks the basketball, that is gorilla golf at its finest.

by Convict's Comic May 24, 2023

Golfing

When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.

She went Golfing all over that guy.

by pornstitute June 17, 2023

Belmar Golf Club

A hideout for ugly older lesbian women that are married to misogynistic weirdo men.

I saw a waitress get her ass slapped at Belmar Golf Club. Nobody cared or really did anything about it. The girl is in therapy now, I hope she comes out alright.

by Eat Good Eat Good June 25, 2023

Golf Herpes

When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.

Todd’s golf herpes somehow infected John and he is having a flair up. Hasn’t made a par in 4 holes.

by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023

Golf Merchant

Someone who plays Golf and hits the range repeatedly because they recently have become obsessed with Golf and all they can think about is Golf.

Friend 1: I just got us a tee time for tomorrow, we are going to hit the range the next day, and then try to play another round on Sunday. You in?
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.

by Golf Merchant July 14, 2024

golf cart princess

noun. when you lie about knowing how to golf in order to go out with the guy you like (he wanted to go golfing together), but you suck so bad and are causing a line of old men golfers to form so your crush makes u sit it out in the cart looking all cute. you’re a golf cart princess

you: omg he wants to go golfing together!

friend: i thought you hated golf.
you: yeah, i lied to him.

friend: omg cute you’ll be a total golf cart princess!!

by peeepsie July 29, 2024

slob golf

Public golf course players wearing slob like attire mostly overweight men or beginners usually oversized loudly designed shirts untucked along with long baggy active wear shorts meant for laying on the couch.

“I don’t feel like playing with a group of Slob Golfers at the muni course down the block”

“Yo dude all the county facilities are infected with Slob Golf in every group on the course”

“I hate playing slob golf with shitty public players wearing 3XXX Hawaiian sized shirts hanging over there big belly’s”

by Judgerichie August 10, 2024