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Goose Detective

A person who comments on a situation or offers solutions without any significant prior knowledge of the situation. As a result, they usually get the wrong end of things and offer incorrect or inaccurate opinions. Can also be used to refer to incompetent, delusional, bumbling or buffoonish people. Occasionally used to describe someone who makes up rules to games in order to allow themselves to win. A goose detective is usually genuine in their delusions, however, rather than trying to troll people or screw people over.
"He lectured me at length about how his computer wasn't turning on, yet he never checked to make sure it was plugged in. He's such a goose detective."

"You have to own all the properties of the same colour before you can build any houses on them."
"Really? I didn't think you did."
"You do; it says so here in the rules."
"I'm sure you don't have to! I'm going to build a house here anyway."
"You're such a goose detective!"
by Cooltrainer Hugh July 13, 2012
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goiterlove

The intense infatuation with large skin protrusions particularly around the neck area. Such feelings could be sexual in nature.
A medical student who reviews T-3 abnormality slides suddenly realized he/she is intensely interested or possibly sexually aroused by such images. It's now a case of goiterlove
by Admonium September 10, 2013
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goose nozzle

When someone puckers there lips and sucks onto a clenched anus, as if they were a goose.
"Dude, last night Stacey gave me the best goose nozzle ever! My asshole feels awesome!"
by oosgoose station December 30, 2013
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Goose Buster

When a Goose fucks an Orc from Lord of the Rings due to outside issues in the Goose's life..mostly in the mouth
That Goose fucked an Orc and got garbage dick for that. Sometimes a goose needs to get a Goose Buster to blow off something else. Goose Rituals
by The Loosey Goose January 28, 2014
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Goose Fever

Simiar to bird flu, but self induced. Symptoms include vomiting, headache, dehydration, and feelings of insecurity. Caused by over consumption of Grey Goose, or an overdose of like spirits.
After a long night, she was unable to make it to work today. We think she may have a case of Goose Fever.
by davax August 9, 2015
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goose beak titties

Big, saggy titties with huge areolas that hang down to the stomach.
Honk! Honk! Damn, girl! Them some goose beak titties!
by n0wukn0 May 3, 2016
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goose god

A person that has a fetish for a goose or multiple geese. Who is also very sad when they go South for the winter.
Person 1: She is such a goose god.

Person2: you're right, there's definitely something wrong with her.
by Idontknow8472 January 17, 2018
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