Gifted kid

Synonym of “born to disappoint”

Person 1: “My son is such a gifted kid!”
Person 2: “Guess he’s born to disappoint.”

by Bootsieboo1385 January 5, 2022

Abdominally gifted

People who are overly muscular in the abdominal area.

The guys in 300 were easily Abdominally gifted!

by Bob T August 14, 2007

Ninja Gifting

The Art of gifting an item to a friend or relative, by sneaking into their house and placing said item unwrapped among their personal belongings, in such a way they have no clue who gifted the item to them or where it came from. also can be referred to as Ghost Gifting.

I found a Venus statue in my room, I believe someone has been ninja gifting me while i was at work.

by Monroe space kraken-slayer January 30, 2012

Hybridly gifted

When your blessed with both parents of different ethnicities. You then have the best of both their worlds.

When your hybridly gifted , ex; your mom is white and your dad is black = your always invited to the cook out, plus your able to speak to the manager when out and about.

by Plumbsavvy December 1, 2020

Galileo School for Gifted Learning

This school is just a bunch of social rejects and homeschooled kids, and special snowflakes. Everyone is actually pretty nice and friendly though but just watch out for the weird ones. The teachers just hire anyone off the street and you could probably bring a knife in with out anyone finding out. Theres a lack of funding so you’d probably end up sharing pe equipment or being a least favorite kid, because you don’t have a pta mom who volunteers and donates. I guess the education makes up for everything.

Galileo School for Gifted Learning “Looks it’s those gifted burn out kids” “Sandy lost all her Pokémon cards and Terry had a fit because his mom didn’t walk him into class”

by Galileo School for Gifted Lear April 2, 2021

giftie

One who attends special classes for those who learn faster than normal kids. They have a high IQ and are often stereotyped as socially-challenged.

Damn gifties! Making us look stupid....

by chaichai March 23, 2005

giftslam

To unexpectantly receive intercourse.
Having one of your friends introduce, drop off, send over or pay for a chick to come to your house free of charge to nail the shit out of her until you tell her it is time for her to go.

After Doc's Christmas party Lenz dropped of Pam so I could slam the shit out of her. Total GIFTSLAM.!

by Stuperman July 26, 2006