Decapitating the german

Masturbation.

- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

German Banana

Sausage link.

I caught Matt gobbling a German Banana for breakfast.

by Howufigure? April 26, 2021

german sidecar

The sharing of the toilet when more than one is desperate.

If you're that desperate bro, you can either wait or hop in my German sidecar if you know what I'm saying!

by megamonkeymoo October 3, 2015

German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

Spicy German

A term for nazis used to avoid bans on social media, usually referring to modern neo-nazis known to appropriate Norse culture and symbols.

There is a big difference between Norse Pagans and Spicy Germans

by Fredd82 January 22, 2022

german laugh

When you see something mildly funny, and react by releasing a quick and strong single breath through your nose.

"Most of the memes on r/funny only produce a german laugh anymore."

by Exzentrik August 5, 2022

german flag

a german flag is when someone is pooping and peeing on their period, the colors of the poop, pee, and blood being similar to the colors on the german flag.

"i just did the most massive german flag ever"

"omg really send proof rn"

by tangysjuice September 30, 2023