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Hoe giant

Someone who is a pro at being a hoe but claims they are an amateur
by mtrappy December 6, 2024
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As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were on their latest adventure, they stumbled upon a devastated kingdom. The buildings were in ruins, and the fields were barren. There was no one in sight except for a lone giant, sitting in the middle of the wreckage.

The giant, whose name was Issam, had the sweetest soul of any giant the trio had ever met. He was heartbroken that his kingdom was destroyed, and he didn't know how to rebuild it on his own.

Malte, Vilmer, and Johan knew they had to help. They offered to use their unique skills to help Issam rebuild his kingdom.

Malte used his toffel shoes to scout the area and locate any materials that they could use to rebuild the kingdom. Vilmer used his love for pulled pork to prepare delicious meals for the trio and for Issam. And Johan used his knowledge of magic to make the rebuilding process go faster.

Together, they worked tirelessly, day and night, to rebuild the kingdom. They worked on the buildings, repaired the fields, and even planted new crops. Issam was grateful for their help, and he assisted them with his incredible strength.
As the days went by, the kingdom slowly began to take shape once again. The buildings were restored, and the fields were blooming with new crops.

Issam was overjoyed to see his kingdom coming back to life. He was also grateful to have met Malte, Vilmer, and Johan, and he knew that he could always count on them.

With the kingdom fully restored, the trio bid farewell to Issam and set off on their next adventure. They knew that they had made a difference in Issam's life, and they felt proud of what they had accomplished.

As they continued on their adventures, they knew that they would always remember the giant with the sweetest soul, and the rebuilding of his kingdom would remain as one of their greatest achievements.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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Mental giant

The opposite of a mental midget, someone who is a 9 foot tall ogre in their mind, even if they're five foot nothing.
Guy 1- Why is he/she always slouching like that?
Guy 2-He/she is a mental giant, slouching makes him her look a little bit more predatory and a little bit less silly, so nobody will mess with him/her.

Guy 1- Oh yea, why didnt I think of that?
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020
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Have a giant day

A figure of speech meaning to have a giant dick stuffed in your mouth
Im about to go to the club you coming?

Nah but you have a giant day.
by IMawordmaker20 December 18, 2024
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Sleep walkin bean giant

to take a amper and a downer simultaneously giving you a feeling of being a sleep walker and sometimes having an inflated head. I'm experiencing it rn.
Person 1: Oh my lawd look at that dude he's absolutely gone!

Person 2: yup hes a sleep walkin bean giant
by chance master747 August 28, 2021
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giant horse cock

No, seriously , we know you don’t mean a horse and a cock on a farm, why look up giant horse cock
by Blvssfvl November 12, 2023
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Giant Enemy Spider

A really strong enemy in a video game.
It's a... It's A... IT'S A GIANT ENEMY SPIDER! (Insert Giant Enemy Spider beatbox)
by DKG_ January 9, 2024
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