During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.
by Brokeback Mountaineer January 06, 2023
A girl who tells a boy into doing something bad, lies on him, and get someone to treat him like a bad guy to tarnish his reputation.
Kim: Pour milk on that boy’s hat.
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).
by LinkxPeach November 19, 2021
ya know... auto-erotic asphyxiation. The Funky Spider.
"Bro. I almost kicked the bucket last night.."
"What happened?!"
"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."
"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
"What happened?!"
"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."
"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
by fjoltul November 13, 2023
When a woman stick her heel in the guys dick while the song “these boots are made for walking” is playing in the background and the guy tries to push flowers out of his ass
by Funky boots March 10, 2021
n.
1) The only game in the skyofazure arcade that Kebin can't beat.
2) A game Jooyan is champion of.
1) The only game in the skyofazure arcade that Kebin can't beat.
2) A game Jooyan is champion of.
Skyerus: Hey Kebin, go play some Funky Pong.
Kebin: I can't, Jooyan keeps beating me.
Jooyan: Affirmed.
Kebin: I can't, Jooyan keeps beating me.
Jooyan: Affirmed.
by Skyerus October 24, 2004
The Funky Pirate was a low-budget club in Haiti, but was never really a club. It was more a place for shady people to do underground deals. The Funky Pirate was made famous when someone was hired to kidnap a French boy for ransom. It closed in 1990 when someone hired a hitman there.
by crap house hose May 03, 2021