1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
by Disclaimer October 07, 2006
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catch me fuck me pump

Shoes women wear, with high heels, for loose bitches.
That girl got some catch me fuck me pumps on!
by Dj Ekko December 03, 2017
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When something is going on and you're stressed and you would just rather die
Teacher: you will have to do exercises from 1 to 50
Me under my breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip
by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019
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An expression of despair, disgust, or general dissatisfaction.
(Upon spotting a flat tire on your car when emerging from the last showing at a movie theater on a very rainy Saturday night): "Well, fuck me naked and hide my clothes!"
by jcalaw63 August 14, 2006
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When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.
"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"
by Mine4thReich January 20, 2017
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Fuck me like a fat pink pony

1. Exclamation used more commonly than not, to describe sheer frustration and or dissapointment.

2. The seldom seen use of the term, when a chick (or dude?) takes it upon themselves to let you know how they want to be worked during the act of procreation
1. I forgot to save the final draft of my research paper! Fuck me like a fat pink pony man!

2. Guy: that how u want it?
Chick: fuck me like a fat pink pony!
guy: .....what?
by Chass Master Plus April 13, 2009
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