A friend who is as supportive to you as Fox News is to any US Republican politician or talking point. This friend is the loudest cheerleader for your every success and is completely blind to any of your faults, literally bending reality to make you feel better.
C: "Hey, I accidentally murdered a busload of nuns, and I need you to help me bury the bodies"
M: "Oh yeah? I'm sure those bitches had it coming though... and instead of burying them, I'll go get some acid or lime for you fam."
C: "You truly are my Fox News friend, I can tell you anything."
M: "Oh yeah? I'm sure those bitches had it coming though... and instead of burying them, I'll go get some acid or lime for you fam."
C: "You truly are my Fox News friend, I can tell you anything."
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Basically a friend that is scary to others outside of the friend group, the person is usually alt and they have the same effect on strangers as walking with a Rottweiler
Alex is my scary dog friend, when I want to walk alone at night I call them
A.J. Scares off creeps, he's totally a scary dog friend
A.J. Scares off creeps, he's totally a scary dog friend
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Get the Scary dog friend mug.The phrase that people use when saying a ridiculously embarrassing story about something that happened to to them. To save themselves from total humiliation they say "it happened to a friend of mine".
George: God, I am so embarrassed, I can't believe Stacy found out I was cheating with her.
Bill: Don't worry, at least you didn't cheat on her with what you thought was her sister but turned out to be her fat brother.
George: huh?
Bill: It happened to a friend of mine...
Bill: Don't worry, at least you didn't cheat on her with what you thought was her sister but turned out to be her fat brother.
George: huh?
Bill: It happened to a friend of mine...
by Sieffy April 5, 2013
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"thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha"
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you
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