When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.
Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.
by FatherVern October 10, 2019
Get the Vern Turkey Dinnermug. When you are out eating dinner with a group of friends and one person says "OMG I have to show you guys this funny Tik Tok!"
The Tik Tok is never funny so no one laughs.
This makes the friend then say "Hold on I have a better one!"
This isn't funny either.
This creates an annoying loop where the dinner is then taken over by shitty Tik Toks.
The Tik Tok is never funny so no one laughs.
This makes the friend then say "Hold on I have a better one!"
This isn't funny either.
This creates an annoying loop where the dinner is then taken over by shitty Tik Toks.
by Paradox5672 January 16, 2020
Get the Tik Tok Dinnermug. by Cap.Obvious January 3, 2016
Get the dessert before dinnermug. When a male receives the acts of fellatio, a testicle rub and a rim job all in one act of foreplay, though not necessarily simultaneously.
"So did you hook up with _____ like you said you would?"
"Nah, dude, but I did get me a three piece dinner, though."
"Nah, dude, but I did get me a three piece dinner, though."
by Saul Rosenthal January 2, 2009
Get the Three Piece Dinnermug. Charlie: I'm a really good friend because I'm helping you with your Law Assignment
Becca: (looking at Charlies progress) I'll take that to dinner!
Becca: (looking at Charlies progress) I'll take that to dinner!
by chocolateballs1234 May 31, 2013
Get the I'll take that to dinnermug. After a luxurious and laborious dinner, having sex with a man/woman and then murdering them; an act of a foodie serial killers; an act of Franco (see general hospital); occasionally an act of suicide
by Francoluver November 24, 2010
Get the After Dinner Delightmug. 1. Literally, a situation that may cause discomfort to both the bonee, and other parties involved, in a formal setting (i.e. a dinner party).
2. Used as an expression, it signifies something or someone unwanted or out of place, something in an unsuitable setting.
2. Used as an expression, it signifies something or someone unwanted or out of place, something in an unsuitable setting.
1. Nobody appreciated when Alan got a boner at Alice's dinner party.
2. When Doug arrived at his niece's 3rd birthday party wearing assless chaps, all the guests agreed he was a boner at a dinner party.
2. When Doug arrived at his niece's 3rd birthday party wearing assless chaps, all the guests agreed he was a boner at a dinner party.
by Apple Fraz March 10, 2011
Get the Boner at a dinner partymug.