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nugget fighting

The deliberate slamming of one man's testicles against another man's testicles.
I was nugget fighting last night and now my testicles are black.
by sheshkable June 11, 2006
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Grease Lightning

Similar to a phantom turd. Where the piece of poop disappears into the U-bend of the toilet and leaves no residue on the toilet paper. But with a Grease Lightning, the only way you know you just pooped was because you ate spicy food and the poop burned your butthole.

It sometimes makes you break into song and dance about the car of the same name from "Grease"
Jake: "I swear I just pooped but it's nowhere to be seen. It burned my butthole from all that spicy food. It must've been the Grease Lightning"
by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009
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Lightning rod

When a man ejactulates with such force it blows the condom of slapping her in the face creating a large smacking sound.
Awe man, I lightning rodded last night and my wife started crying it his her so hard.
by Jaster December 14, 2003
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UFC Fighting

When you have to shit soo bad, but can't because you're not down to drop a deuce in a public restroom, or not near a restroom, and ur pucker hole is in a "full clinch" to keep it in! Also see "prairie dogging"
Omg dude, have you seen the bathroom here? I'm totally UFC Fighting this one, but I'm not letting my ass near that toilet!
by onAmission February 4, 2010
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berp chain lightning

When, in the course of a game of dota or another hero based, warcraft 3 map, you have a hero possessing an ability called chain lightning. Upon using this ability, on usually shouts "Berp Chain Lightning!!!" as loud as they can, so as to alert the rest of the house as to what just happened. Often most exuberantly used after the player using the ability has just KS'ed his team mate or friend.

Some say that the ability 'Arc Lightning,' found on the popular dota character named 'Zeus,' also constitutes the use of Berp Chain Lightning, as its animation and effect are similar. Although this is still widely debated among linguistics and dota players alike, both sides agree that it still is pretty cool.
4allya: Come gank bot with me!
Thededone: Ok, berp chain lightning!
4allya: Wow dude, way to KS. and btw, only fags like Biggiy and Boyd say berp chain lightning.
by thededone January 1, 2008
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sword fighting

I bet those two faggots go home and sword fight all night
by Fishrman July 17, 2003
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thunder and lightning

Obviously a match made in heaven a magnificent powerful force when combined nothing can stand in the way of thunder and lightning
You want an example stand outside in a storm holding a large metal rod

Random victim: oh no it's thunder and lightning here take my money .. I don't want any problems
by Cloudy daze March 14, 2014
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