When having sexual intercourse on a beach, the male should wait untill the girl is really wet so his penis is moist aswell. Once it's fully covered in moist the male quickly withdraws his penis from the vagina and rolls it through the beach sand. Then the man quickly enters the vagina with his sandy penis giving her the experience of showing a breaded chicken filet up her vagina.
by Cptn Breaded Chicken January 23, 2016
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“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”
“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”
“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”
by Who stole my shoes? April 9, 2020
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Largely similar to standard masturbation, but presumably more vigorous and, well, festive. Think of it as the Memorial Day of auto-eroticism.
You guys have a good time tonight, I'm just going to stay here, watch the O'Reilly factor, maybe later have a cum fiesta.
by Finneagan Cyril von Vandehagan August 7, 2006
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by hawkstain July 29, 2006
Get the file mug.Finger foods that the host figured would be delicious and well-received, but are in actuality, a plate of emasculation.
"Oh gee, how nice of Bobby to serve us a plate of FILET MINGAY! Nobody eats belgium waffles with sprinkles!"
Preston-"How about I add croûtons with the roast?"
Blake-"I don't think the recipe is to make Filet Mingay"
Preston-"How about I add croûtons with the roast?"
Blake-"I don't think the recipe is to make Filet Mingay"
by ZFP June 14, 2008
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Get the Fiesta Pack mug.For whence a young boy shat upon another roomates carpet. Only to find his mother cleaning your crap off of thier new carpeting, only to know (Don't worry, I shit myself in an elevator)'
scrub scrub scrub "don't worry - scrub scrub - I shit my self - scrub - in an elevator" scrub scrub!
by Nick and Sean March 25, 2004
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