I knew after just a few steps in my new shoes that I would have plantar-fashionitis the next day, but these shoes are worth the pain!
by Punster-Fraser August 19, 2018
Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.
"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"
by Steamer Bean January 02, 2025
by naes.lit February 23, 2016
The inauthentic pronouncement of moral positions one does not truly hold or understand in an effort to gain the respect, admiration, and/or acceptance of others. The individual in question may repeat talking points they heard in filter bubbles or stage a meltdown when questioned on anything that reveals an internal contradiction or requires more than a surface-level understanding.
Samantha distrusts others, but promotes socialism. She has no idea what she's talking about. It's all just moral fashion with her.
by bleeping_lifeboat223 October 09, 2024
Fashion Designing Course
"maybe I'll just run some Vick's on your chest for you.. and graze your nipple ever so lightly. Then I'll drag my hand down to your long Johnson and give you a peppermint old-fashioned."
by Casinick August 15, 2018