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Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard
Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch
by Im golf August 26, 2016
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farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless activity(ies) over and over again, without any productive result
mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? Coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you...I will not help you to save your sinking Titanic. That's the moral of the fable.
by Sexydimma February 21, 2017
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farting fight

Where you catch your fart in your hands and chuck it at someone.the other person does the same.the first person to hold their nose loses.
hey do you want to have a (farting fight )
ye sure
by glitterfan101 June 26, 2017
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Farting

A Flatulence Occur The Noises.
Like they said. Bob is Farting While Flo Watching a TV with Him.
by MayDayMeh June 19, 2018
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Farting

A fart is when some gas forms in your stomach and goes all the way to your bladder and then just POPS out. Sometimes it is noisy and sometimes it is not. Sometimes it is smelly and sometimes it is not. There is a saying, “silent but violent” which means you can’t hear it but it stinks like sh*t. If someone farts, people will often laugh because farting is hilarious. If you fart in front of your crush, they will probably never like you. When you fart in a swimming pool, bubbles will form at the surface and people will know you farted. It may also smell when the bubbles as this is gas popping. It is known that your butt cheeks will ripple when you fart. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT SEARCH THIS UP!!!!!!!!
Man: ewwwww are you farting

Woman: *blushes* no.....
Man: I’m breaking up with you
by littlebum January 10, 2020
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Farking

The physical sound and act of actually barking. Can be referred to as fake barking because When your fur-member barks at someone that is at the door. However, upon getting up and going to the door you then realize that you just got played because no one is at the door.
Dude, why are you farking at the door no one is even there!
I swear if you dont stop farking I'm putting you In the kennel.
by Chow Chow Consultant March 17, 2020
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Farrington

Farrington has a rude head.
by anonymous September 7, 2020
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