failuring

when the word failure isn't enough for your Asian parents to describe you...

you aren't just a failure, but you are failuring
need the intensity of the present progressive.

Mom: shit, its exam season again! Instead of watching my son failuring, I'll just disown him.

by akioweh May 21, 2022

failed to erect

your goofy ding-a-ling ahh flesh flute cock watches 8374nm/dl porn every day and therefore is not stimulated at the sight of a real woman. In other words, someone who failed to erect had their dick and their brain swapped. They think with their dick and fuck with their brain. Unbearably minuscule cock at best. Common cases include the shrinkage of the male reproductive organ to the point where it inverts inside the body and kind of looks like a second belly button.

Oh my god, Stacy, I hooked up with brad last night, he was such a fucking hunk, but oh my god he failed to erect, girl.

by quan ling ling dingle May 21, 2022

Faller

someone who plays fall guys and is silly at the game and in real life.

Can be used as 'Falla'

Imagine not qualifying, you're such a faller.

You are such a faller for not getting the win.

by Averagefaller July 5, 2022

failgrounds

well, it used to exist

Man, the failgrounds was such a server! It was really a place where you can do things!

by itsmecandidate July 11, 2022

failures

someone who fell for someone who was laughing at them the whole time, also see jan

Regardless of how deep the love flows with in she is always stuck with failures

by janruan August 21, 2022

Failure

I wrote a poem to show how much of a failure Steven He is

Steven He
Dare I say he has no we
His dad is stronger than a tree
Some people say Steven is more useless than a bee

Some say he is more sour than a lime
We say we don't have the time
To make poems that even rhyme
I ask if he will ever have a prime

Steven's dad has walked many miles
He's gone through many trials
In his day the lions would be in shambles
To get anywhere he would travel dimensions there was no need for lambos

Yet here Steven is a failure
Failure
Failure
Failure

Steven He Is a Failure

by This is a handle was taken September 6, 2022

Failure

Manager at Walmart.

A: Dude I just got promoted at work!
B: Where do you work again?
A Walmart, why?
B: Oh, so your a failure.

by Ulfilas November 28, 2022