Fred

Fred usually referred to as Mario is a sexy dude that plays Minecraft and has a total of 5 friends

Wow Fred is Mario

by No namammamamam October 24, 2020

Fred Flinstone

The most prominent character in hentai.

Brooo I just saw Fred Flinstone doing your mom on that deviantart site!

by Ganyu March 2, 2021

Fred

Slang in South Australia for a helix piercing (the top of the ear where the cartilage is). Peaked in the late 90s and is mostly unknown today, but every so often you'll overhear a mention of it.

Tobias: My ear canes, I got a Fred done at Marion earlier.
Levi: A what now?
Tobias: Never fucking mind.

by xiaoyun the lizard queen December 13, 2021

Fred

A larger than life ego, who lives an extravagant life, always the life of the party and loves splashing the cash. However this persona is simply a ploy to cover up the fact they have a TINY FLACCID PENIS! This is usually just a couple of Inch’s, growing to around 4 when fully erect!

Look at that obnoxious guy at the bar, i bet he’s a ‘Fred’!

by Fred Tett June 7, 2020

Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.

“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024

Fred

The condition in where a person is chemically addicted to excessively consuming freshly produced male ejaculation

I have Fred syndrome for my ability to never halt dipping my pizza in cum

by My name is Jeremy spring February 22, 2022

Fred

The cause of my PTSD

Fred will traumatize you

by 349271 May 16, 2019