facesty

Adjective - Shamelessly assertive; Pushy
Describes someone who aggressively pushes their face/nose into situations without shame
Can also describe an animal

1) "I don't give my number to facesty a-holes"
2) "Politicians are facesty pigs. They'll say anything to look good."

by vosenterprises May 17, 2022

Faces

A disturbing PSA made by the Partnership For A Drug Free America made in 1987 that features a young blonde woman with blue eyes smiling at the camera as a blissful piano is playing in the background. Right after, the music then turns into a creepy rendition of “How Old Are You Now?” as the woman stops smiling. As the commercial continues, the woman’s pupils dilate and her skin slowly withers all while staring at the camera. Her eyes then turn into a bright blue and a sheet is thrown over her; indicating that she has died from a drug overdose. There is also an alternate version of this commercial where there is no sheet and the viewer has to stare at the woman’s face for a few more seconds.

Guy: You know what? I’m gonna stay up for a bit longer. I’m in the mood to watch something scary.

*watches TOP 50 SCARIEST PSAS by HelloImAPizza*
Guy: Ok, the video’s almost over.
*Sees the title for number two; Faces*
*Video plays*
Guy: Wow… I don’t think I can sleep now.

by Shokwavve April 24, 2023

facessay

A long rambling social media post (usually Facebook) that could have been said in two sentences, but rambles for three pages

Kai's latest facessay is even more boring and pointless than the last one

by Hoops Doctor August 8, 2024

fece

Singular form of the word feces.

Don't swim in that pool; there's a fece floating under the diving board.

by Teleohony000 August 9, 2024

Fecereal

One person takes a shit and doesn't wipe afterwards. Instead, they let it crust and their partner cums on it making some nice fecal cereal. Hence the name fecereal

My boyfriend and I made some delicious juicy fecereal last night.

by CheekClapper6969 January 8, 2024

FaceSpace

1. What Mark Zuckerberg and Tom Anderson should have named their companies.

1. Zuckerberg called it "Facebook" when it's more of a FaceSpace than a book...

by Ryan Archey October 9, 2024

fececating

The process of getting four or more people in a group and taking turns defecating in a circle then smearing it so each turn connects

you and your friends take turns shitting around a campfire, then smudging them to make a fececate circle after drinks, making your new past-time fececating

by prodefiner17 January 5, 2025