ARE: typical non-sports gomers who go ga-ga when their sports team surprisingly enters the post-season. They often shells out hundreds and thousands of dollars to buy crapola seats at the nose bleed sections just to show their friends that "I AM A FAN". Aka - Scalpers' Victims.
Dude 1: "Hey! The Colorado Rox has won 20 games in a row - let's go get scalpers' tickets on Craigslist!!!"
Dude 2: "I am a real baseball fan - that means I cheer for the pathetic CUBS. I am no Badwagon Fan, and besides you didn't even go earlier when I had free tix!"
Dude 2: "I am a real baseball fan - that means I cheer for the pathetic CUBS. I am no Badwagon Fan, and besides you didn't even go earlier when I had free tix!"
by Dr Stanley Peptide November 7, 2007
Get the Badwagon Fanmug. by ekt8750 June 5, 2009
Get the Yankees Fanmug. Generally defined as a man with <90IQ, confused about sport and nearly always 100% homosexual. An AFL fan will spend about most of their days hating on NRL, the real Australian sport, or other than that, lining up on Welfare Payments outside Centrelink.
What is AFL? Imagine a soccer goal post, remove the crossbar so goals can be shot 10 metres over the top, quadruple the width of the goals and remove the goalie. A typical AFL fan lacks the required skill to kick a goal under such conditions, which even the mentally and physically disabled find easy to achieve. To make the game homosexually friendly, a point is rewarded for missing a goal 50 metres in width, frankly more points should be rewarded for missing goals due the sheer impossibility of the task.
The majority of the AFL fan base resides in Melbourne where straightened hair on men are seen as normal by the populace.
What is AFL? Imagine a soccer goal post, remove the crossbar so goals can be shot 10 metres over the top, quadruple the width of the goals and remove the goalie. A typical AFL fan lacks the required skill to kick a goal under such conditions, which even the mentally and physically disabled find easy to achieve. To make the game homosexually friendly, a point is rewarded for missing a goal 50 metres in width, frankly more points should be rewarded for missing goals due the sheer impossibility of the task.
The majority of the AFL fan base resides in Melbourne where straightened hair on men are seen as normal by the populace.
AFL Fan: Fuck bro I missed the AFL grand finals last night!
Real man: Maybe it's cause you're sucking on cock?
AFL Fan 2: I heard AFL is a lot better than watching grass grow..
Real man: Nah mate sounds like you're mistaken.
AFL Fan 3: Fuck I wish there was gay porn where I can jack off with right now!
Real man: You're in luck cunt, the AFL is on.
AFL Fan 4: Which team do you root for in the AFL?
AFL Fan 5: I'll root for a team after you take your cock out of my ass.
Real man: Maybe it's cause you're sucking on cock?
AFL Fan 2: I heard AFL is a lot better than watching grass grow..
Real man: Nah mate sounds like you're mistaken.
AFL Fan 3: Fuck I wish there was gay porn where I can jack off with right now!
Real man: You're in luck cunt, the AFL is on.
AFL Fan 4: Which team do you root for in the AFL?
AFL Fan 5: I'll root for a team after you take your cock out of my ass.
by Roosters2012 October 20, 2011
Get the AFL fanmug. A person that supports a soccer team caled Millwall. These people usually regularly partake in incest. They are often poor and live in caravans. They are the scum of the earth. This type of person is now hard to find as South London is now taken over by blacks.
by Josh Clarke July 20, 2004
Get the Millwall Fanmug. by Heptune May 14, 2005
Get the G-fanmug. A group of Football fans that like to banter other clubs creative players while their clubs only creative output is from a washed up playmaker creating inspirational tweets.
by Hyorei December 6, 2020
Get the Arsenal Fanmug. Local fans are those who only cheer for whatever is closest to them and because that's what everyone else around them do. Local fans usually don't have a mind of their own rather just follow whoever the idiot of the day is. Usually ignorant when it comes to sports with the only knowledge is what opinions from espn they catch on TV rather than get the facts. Local fans do not travel to away games because it is out of their comfort zone and other local fans do not know where and when their team plays if it's not on the local listings.
Jose is a perfect example of local fans because he likes dodgers and dislikes any team that's not originally from "LA" even though the Angels were never from Brooklyn... And Jose lives 55 minutes away from LA but it's the closest team to his house.
by Fakduhdoyers October 4, 2013
Get the local fansmug.