by J Bojangles April 13, 2023
Get the dirty evemug. Beyond beautiful girl, pushing the laws of physics with her unmatched ethereal glow and mesmerising deep brown eyes, she makes my stomach twirl into a knot that even the wizard of laces couldn’t untie. She is more breathtaking than a fun house engulfed in flames. In a stadium filled with only the finest women she is by far the finest. I will make her my wife for life if she gives me the honour.
Sheridan eve : *plays with Rubik’s cube looking prettier then the most precious pearl yet to be unopened in a beautiful clam deep under the sea*
Me : you’re beautiful.
Me : you’re beautiful.
by anonymous June 20, 2025
Get the Sheridan evemug. Envious Eve. Eve... short for Evil. Disclaimer; Some Eves are great. But Beware of Eves with multiple names, as they are hiding their true selves. Eve, the destroyer of mankind. The believer and teller of lies. A narcissistic ho who thinks she deserves your man more then you. A woman who attempts to take over other women’s lives. Just like Eve did to Lilith; Adams first wife. Eve, a thief, a liar, a whore, and diseased with spread legs. When you find her on Tinder, ask her how her man is doing, and if he is watching from the closet. A woman who fucks up your life more then she fucks you is a total Eve.
Eve, the woman who lost paradise and continues to shit all over woman who know what it means to be loyal and faithful. Eve; short for Evil Bitch who Envies what other women have and tries to steal it. Eve... the worlds first harlot.
Eve, the woman who lost paradise and continues to shit all over woman who know what it means to be loyal and faithful. Eve; short for Evil Bitch who Envies what other women have and tries to steal it. Eve... the worlds first harlot.
You made her godmother and she fucked your husband??? She’s such an Eve.
Omg that damn Eve. She was infected with HPV, said nothing about it, and didn’t use protection!
That girl looks like she’s dying of envy. What an Eve.
Only an Eve would fuck her first cousin.
Does that Eve ask her cousin/boyfriend to wish gramps happy birthday from her?
Omg. She fucked your man, blamed you, and told your mom that you’re delusional. What a fucking Eve.
Omg that damn Eve. She was infected with HPV, said nothing about it, and didn’t use protection!
That girl looks like she’s dying of envy. What an Eve.
Only an Eve would fuck her first cousin.
Does that Eve ask her cousin/boyfriend to wish gramps happy birthday from her?
Omg. She fucked your man, blamed you, and told your mom that you’re delusional. What a fucking Eve.
by ProtectorOfManCowtown November 8, 2019
Get the Evemug. the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons
many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site
many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site
by A random /pol/tard December 24, 2020
Get the the before christmas eve threadmug. Ev, Lets Break it down! The E means Even just a little bit of stress will make this person come crumbling down
V... The Voices wont stop talking
V... The Voices wont stop talking
by TheDictionaryButMakeItGay July 21, 2021
Get the Evmug. by babesasf March 23, 2021
Get the evemug. 