Ethan

A dumb ass niger with a small ass ant cock that loves a horse cock shoved in his penis. He has Down syndrome and chicken bones that he shoves up his Ass

That bitch is such an Ethan

by Tag_Chenson February 20, 2019

Ethan

An annoying twat who can’t keep a girl for one second Without lying to her. He will never grow up and be irresponsible for EVER. Fuck all Ethans.

Never date an ethan.

by S.e.re.n.a June 4, 2020

Ethan

He is so crazy and annoying and does not work and has to be reminded multiple times to get on task

he also bullies people

Ethan Today was remained 10 times by the teacher to get on task
Ethan today bullied me and called me fat

by Owen bob May 7, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is one of the hottest guys you will ever meet he is tall and handsome has a nice jaw line, cheek bones, eyes that have a amazing green tint and buy the time he is 16 a super hot body, he can be kind and understanding or a absolute asshat depending on how serious the situation is, Ethan is also a excellent judge of character and is excellent at sorting out conflicts.

see that guy , must be a Ethan

Ethan made me so pissed, try not to take it to hart it was just banter

by Endmysufferingjakepaulismydad August 19, 2017

Ethan

A common name usually given to white males with dark brown hair, Massive testicles, a beautifully smooth, and thick cock. As a teen He will usually be found in your Girlfriends, or teenage daughters bedroom, and sometimes he will wrestle your girlfriend or daughter on the kitchen table naked...yes the one that you paid for and serve the food you worked hard to buy to feed your family. In other words he is a better version of you. He’s the alpha your the toddler

Girl 1: have you met the new kid Ethan???
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis

by Alice Shannon February 24, 2021

Ethan

Usually gets taken for a mug but is the most kindest selfless person you'll ever meet

Paula : Shall we have a cup of tea in the new Ethan?
Christine : the one from pound land? Yeah sure

by eggyegg October 12, 2017

Ethan

A tall person, who is a red head, that is nice, smart, has friends, and is the G.O.A.T and a christian

Ethan is the best.

by Sheep99 April 23, 2019