Emerald Heist

Referring to a major robbery executed to obtain an expensive emerald gem.

Wildcard: “Those idiots really wanted that emerald… really explains the whole emerald heist that happened…”

by Doctor Edward December 9, 2023

Enemaxxing

Enemaxxing is the act of shoving a pipe or hose up ones anus and pumping a mixture of pre-workout, vodka, and monster energy in order to energize themselves.

"man I tried enemaxxing last night, shit got me tweaking"

by gary shwartanym February 21, 2024

Energivorus

"Energivorous" is not a common term in science yet, but it refers to an organism or entity that primarily consumes energy. Although in the natural world, organisms typically consume organic matter for sustenance rather than directly feeding on energy. There might be possibilities that one day we might discover a species either terrestrial or extraterrestrial that directly consumes energy.

The concept of an Energivorus organism challenges traditional notions of ecological dynamics.

by Avenlee. February 23, 2024

Emerald tablets of thoth

Sounds and awful lot like my thing don't it?

Hym "So it was forged. The emerald tablets of thoth. The gnostic gospels. All espoused by people who have said 'Oh yeah no totally Christianity has some good stuff in it and is totally not an incest cult filled with solipsistic retards.' But it sounds an awful lot like my thing. Additionally. No. Your religion is in no way redeemable. No there is no absence of religion void that forms without religion. No it didn't do all of the good things in society. Bad. Religion bad. Charlatan bad."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Energixxe

Ultimate energy mixture

There was so much energy being produced it was like an energixxe

by Monderin December 13, 2024

enemaologist

an RN, who after 11 days of unsuccessful oral laxative meds and stimulants, gives the patient an enema. aka a genius and probably works at shady grady!

i’m waiting for the enemaologist to get the ball rolling so i can shit and go home! #poopoowhereareyou #shadygrady

by savagebiotch79 February 1, 2025

Energia de primo gatinho

That weirdly nostalgic, soft-crush vibe you get from someone who isn’t family but feels like they could be.
Like a cute neighbor boy, a distant family friend, or that one guy who visited your aunt’s house when you were a kid and made your stomach flip for reasons you didn't understand yet.
It’s not about sexual attraction only — it’s about vibe: warm, familiar, boy-next-door-ish, but slightly forbidden in that “he's cute but I shouldn’t” way.
Ryan Gosling has primo gatinho energy. So does that friend-of-a-friend who smells like soap and wears flip-flops indoors.
(aka: hot cousin next door energy)

— “You ever look at someone and just feel that energia de primo gatinho?”
— “Yeah, energia de primo gatinho is real. Like… he feels like he could be my hot cousin who hugs too long at family events.”

by Matt colaça May 13, 2025