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mr elephant 

A very cuddly and soft friend. You can always trust him for being supportive. He also helps you when you are sad or frustrated by rubbing his very soft ears.
mr elephant by Youngsavage4 February 8, 2018

personal elephant 

someone you throw your crumbs at — like how they do at the circus
*Throws crumbs at someone* “What the fuck?” “I did that because your my personal elephant

working the elephant 

is alot like spanking the monkey as it brings an animal into the masterbation process. this image refers to the trunk being the penis
Ever since Jim lost his girlfriend, he has ben working the elephant more with his hand on the trunk all day.

how to get an elephant into safeway

take the f out of safe and the f out of way
there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.

Bagged an Elephant 

Discovering, mid-sexual encounter with a seemingly hot babe you picked up, that she's got a little more (sausage) tweenst the legs than you bargained for. However , you are past the point of no return and finish the job and nut purely for your own prurient interest.
Rogers itenerary to Thailand did not list "sex with a lady boy" however after a stop at the right bar at the wrong time, he bagged an elephant.

Anal Elephant 

Inserting a head of cabbage into one's rectum, once said cabbage is inserted, an elephant is forced to eat fore-mentioned cabbage.
Hey did you hear what happened to Bob?

No, why?

He's in the hospital, apparently he had one hell of an Anal Elephant.
Anal Elephant by Sodomy boy June 23, 2010