Speddy Eddie

An individual of limited intellectual ability who grunts periodically

Bob is such a speddy eddie, he ran over his mother again.

by IcecoldBob March 25, 2022

drunk Eddie

An alcoholic degenerate of the worst kind

Did you see that guy crash the 3 year olds birthday party for free liquor! he's definitely a drunk Eddie

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023

a cousin eddie

Someone that moves their fishing line over yours when you say you got a bite

My friend pulled a cousin eddie when my bobber went under

by Dakarkar April 10, 2016

Dirty Eddie

Variation of the dirty sanchez. a guy, while fucking a girl doggystyle, sticks his thumb in her ass. when she looks back at him, he wafts his thumb under his nose and smells it. this act is intended to be so disgusting that the girl vomits. named after a kid from Washington University in Saint Louis who forgot the ending of the dirty sanchez.

"so Ty was fucking me from behind, and then he gave me a dirty eddie. I had stew earlier in the evening, so he had some corn on his upper lip."

by Coach Arruza September 28, 2005

Keen Eddie

(N.)
1. A summer series TV show on FOX.
2. A VERY dirty sexual position.

(#2 term) I attempted to pull a Keen Eddie last night, but temporally loss all control of my mouth muscles.

by G-Union June 6, 2003

compton ass eddie

Tall lanky White-Nigga Wannabe whos straight outta Del. Thinks he rolls wit aa crew even though we all hate him. Got his nickname because he thinks hes the ultimate nigga...and that hes niggariffic. F*ck him, F*ck his compton ass shizznit! Even his roller hockey coach calls him COMPTON now!!! he drives a S-Dime and thinks hes a badass. He sucks at pool and at hockey. Somebody please execute Compton Ass Eddie...PLEASE...reward offered.

P.S. His girlfriends beat and he thinks he has a big wang. THIS IS NOT TRUE! COMPTON IS LYING TO U ALL!

by Screaming In Silence March 14, 2005

Uncle Eddie

A young adult male who likes to smoke marijuana in mass quantities then proceeds to fuck someone's older sister, and then comes downstairs and proclaims himself "uncle eddie".

Younger Sister: Whatchya doin?!
Young Adult Male: I'm your new uncle eddie!

by Lil Ellen September 30, 2008