that's what eve said

1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs

*common in bad scary movies

2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe

being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.

That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..

by KaptainKid March 13, 2012

dentist' eve

The day before going to the dentist'.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna go get a slushy tonight?
Guy 2 : Nah, can't man it's dentist' eve.
gUY 1: Oh, Good luck.

by reliomg August 26, 2012

Eve

Eve is the most energetic person you will meet. While she’s very short and stubborn, she’s most likely one of the most attractive girls you’ll ever meet. If you ever meet an Eve, make sure you get as close to her as you can, and try not to fall in love that easily. She’s a average kisser, and doesn’t really know how to make out, but she’s still
the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet.

Why is she so loud?

Oh she’s an Eve

by durangejuilo1371 November 22, 2021

Ev

Extremely rich and loaded, may aswell live at the end of the rainbow with all the luck and gold person has. The future has him living on a mansion on beach road

I want to be like ev

by Zyzzlo November 23, 2021

Eve

Eve is an amazing, absolutely STUNNINGGG person. She is your bestest friend you will ever have so you should never let her go. So much fun to be around.

Ooo she's stunning, that must be an Eve!

by coolcat203040 November 24, 2021

ev s

this girl has a crush on probably the ugliest guy and sucks at math. she gleeks a little too much and she has a really good shrek impression.

person 1: why is ev s galloping around like a horse girl
person 2: man, i don’t know, that’s just ev s!

by xdlogic2007 November 24, 2021

Eve Sophia

You will never meet someone just as perfect as Eve.
She is the definition of perfect.
She has the cutest smile and gorgeous freckles.
She has the figure of a super model and eyes of a goddess.
Her personality is like no other, she could never fail to make anyone laugh even without trying.
You can’t just call a Eve “fit” or “hot”.
She is a lot more than that.
If you have ever dated a Eve, consider yourself one very lucky man.

If you have a Eve Sophia you are very lucky.
Plus she’s hilarious defined

by hopelover22 November 24, 2021