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Peneail erectis

When your penis gets so erect it shoots away from your body like a bullet
Did you hear billy had a peneail erectis after smashing with Sarah
by Jaun Marston January 6, 2019
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worthless as an election promise

In view of politicians making promises before an election but invariably breaking them after an election.
Therefore the lowest possible denominator of the value of something can be described in this way.
'Jack's commitment to give up smoking is as worthless as an election promise.'

'Yeah, he won't last a day.'
by MrMagnesium May 14, 2014
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erection

1: A man doing something wrong.
2: The precursor to females getting something she doesn't deserve.
3: According to modern feminism, a synonym for impending rape, which is also a synonym for consensual sex, including sex which has been initiated and asked for by a women.
4: The source of weakness in men.
5: The one thing every women wants to see banned, burned and bashed.

6: An hourly occurrence for me at work.
Gloria-"That dirty bastard had an erection with you! On yoru honeymoon? Girl let me tell you, he raped you, he used hsi erection on you."

Frank-"I know, I know I'm stupid and I should have just thrown her off the building for saying that, but I had an erection."

Sheila and Tamra-"If we could only cure the common erection, the world would be perfect."

Angelina-"My husband claims he loves me, but then he gets an erection."
by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010
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oppression-erection

The arousal, physical AND/OR mental, that a male feels when exerting privilege and oppressing a female.
"I opened a door the other day for a woman. With my OPPRESSION-ERECTION!"

"That 'heterosexuality is stockholm syndrome' meme gave me such an oppression-erection."
by Robocopiii May 24, 2014
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erection

Dude : I Got An Erection
Girl : LETS FUCK!
*Girl Gets Penetrated*
by Dat Boi Be Rollin January 24, 2017
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the election in a nutshell

Bush is concerned about maniacs who build bombs,hi-jack planes and behead people for fun.

Democrats are concerned about PETA and weirdos who do naked yoga in the street!
I want to be free to not be blowd-up or beheaded.
by think October 28, 2004
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erection sports

the erection sports are an exclusive range of sports designed just for men.like erection tennis when you would use the erected penis to hit the ball or erection rock climbing when you would use only the penis to hold you up.these are classed as extreme sports and obviously the longer the better. every single thing that is humanly possible can be turned into an erection sport
"hey henrybear do you want to come with me and the boys to play a little erection roulette"
"Oh i dont know Charles"
"Oh come on, erection sports never hurt anybody"
by a falling cow July 30, 2009
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