Donk

The sound a clumsy action would make. For example if a partner were walking into BodyCare and bumped their handbag into the Fructis display the sound would be 'Donk!'. The sound may not actually occur in real life and in this instance you yourself being eductaed in the word should provide it.

Pretty girl falls to knees descending stairs of Brighton Nightclub...you would say..."DONK!!"

etc.

"DONK!, you totally knocked that brolly over in the porch"

by Mark Peacock March 20, 2009

Donk

An idiot;lacking in intelligence.

Example: y'all need to stop being such donks.

by DaniLad October 7, 2017

Donk

A humourous term used to politely describe an idoit.

Leon: I accidently tripped over as I ran to catch the bus today.
Steph: Dude, you are such a donk.

by Est1990bro September 21, 2017

Donk

Oh No!

Synonym: Fuck

WHAT THE DONK!?

by Weasle Williamses November 22, 2020

peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.

Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.

by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009

Donk

To be a juvenile.

I was a donk for 12 years, living in juvi hall like it was my home.

by Ravi February 25, 2004

donk

meaning to hit someone on the head with somthing

i donked him with a snow ball/put a donk on it

by tyty2010 January 12, 2010