douche hammer 

King of all douches. All other douches tremble in his presence.

Wow, look at that guy.. what a douche hammer.

douche hammer by matt musser March 26, 2007

douche pipe

The plastic extention the connects to the douche tube, for smoother penatration into the Vagina (pussy).

Girl #1: "Can I borrow your douche pipe?"
Girl #2: "Yeah, but be sure to give it back before the end of the month"

douche pipe by Cockzilla October 9, 2005

douche donkey 

Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to someone who is anal.

-Don't be a douche donkey!
- I need a douche donkey.

douche donkey by nubman September 19, 2008

douche can 

One who commits a large act of douche baggery.

My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.

douche can by scott negley March 24, 2007

douche-locked 

(doosh-lokt)verb (2007) 1. The state of feeling obligated, through social graces, to attend an engagement with a douche before having the opportunity to avoid such a commitment. 2. n Douche-lock: successful attempt by a douche to force a cooler person to accompany him to an engagment by cleverly imposing a sense of obligation or guilt.

"I just got douche-locked! I had no plans for lunch, and then that douche locked me in at 8:03 a.m. for lunch."

douche-locked by Lymanthony Longdenler IIII April 23, 2008

Douche Warbler 

A douche warbler is a person who is beyond being a douche, or who has just done a stupid douchey thing

Oh my god you are such a douche warbler.

Douche Warbler by BurgleDBoo November 9, 2009

douche sword 

The males' psychological response to the female bitch shield, in which the male may speak or act in a way that may seem rude or "douchey".

This is among the most effective ways to break down the female bitch shield. Please refer to the UrbanDictionary definition of bitch shield.

"Bro, you gotta equip yourself wit dat douche sword in order to penetrate her bitch shield."

douche sword by madderisback January 6, 2012