Dork

James.

Man ... What a dork that man is.

by None of your diddly concern February 15, 2020

coffee dork

A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.

(Walks into a coffeehouse in Portland) "Look at all the coffee dorks in here."

by JimBean25 May 11, 2017

Dork

Someone that doesn't think a billionaire's party is as overrated as the other people that went to it, including the billionaire (usually because it's another oppurtunity for the dork to see and be seen which equals power to the dork, and it's another oppurtunity to gain status, money/funds, and connections).

The dork was the one that always tried to make the parties seem more exciting and intriguiging than they actually were, but would still talk about hype coming from other people besides him/her.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

Dork

A word used to describe an adorable person who has weird antics but is very lovable. Used as a term of endearment

"You're a dork"
"Aw, thanks!"

by ParagonQuille March 18, 2023

dork kiara

Kiara, a rather silly individual well known for being a dork though using the phrase 'dork destroyed' which creates a situation of great irony.

In short dork = Kiara and Kiara = dork

This word play is most common in Western Australia, and especially in Perth.

Dork refers to a silly person, and not a whale penis in this situation.

Hi I am Dork Kiara, and I am a dork.

Dork destroyed

I just pulled a massive Kiara

You are such a Kiara

Morton, you silly goose. NO disregard that. You Kiara face.

by clamofthesea January 16, 2010

Dork Scrolling

Endlessly scrolling Dex and Pumpfun for the next runner.

I’ve been Dork Scrolling all day and haven’t found shit.

by KodAyden November 8, 2024

Dork

Someone who sees themself as a shark, and thinks that everyone else has to.

Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020