Dork

A really snazzy and swag person. Everything they do is awesome and cool.

is a compliment so get fucked :))
Josh- "You're such a fucking dork"

Liah- "i know you are but what am i"
by I_am_snazzy October 1, 2021
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coffee dork

A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.
(Walks into a coffeehouse in Portland) "Look at all the coffee dorks in here."
by JimBean25 May 11, 2017
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Dork

Somebody that constantly has to have a game to play or a song to sing just to make it a few miles down the road in a car. Someone that has to read a murder mystery novel to come up with a way to have somebody offed (by a hitman for example). Somebody that uses their own face on an uninspired painting, or paints something in the vicinity because they are a narcissist that lacks imagination.
The dork might have been helpless to kill her husband if she hadn't read the murder mystery about how to hire a hitman and get away with the murder. She lived her entire life as a coward, so she wouldn't try it if the odds were against her getting away with it at some point, or at least getting her sentence reduced.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
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dork web

the section of the dark web where ur mom would be sold
person 1: where can i go buy ur mom?
person 2: on the dork web of course! :)
by Questionforgodwhy April 7, 2021
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Dork

Someone that thinks they are a lot more fun, exciting, colorful, revolutionary, and interesting than they actually are.
The dork was the girl everybody knew, but that nobody actually knew much, if anything about. The fun, exciting image was just a defense mechanism to keep anybody from knowing who she really was.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
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Dingo dork

Dingle dork is what a Ass whole male most likely named starr call his stinky dinky friends wife Marsha when she has left the room and hides from company and starts acting weird
Stinky dinky where did dingo dork go
by Starr,s wife November 9, 2021
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Dork

Someone that tries to tell somebody they are more talented than they are and thinks they are effectively inflating the person's ego by doing it.
The dork thought she owned the place (even though she wasn't even from there) and tried to tell people that she thought werre weaker than her that they were more talented than they really were, thinking they actually believed or went for a word of the bullshit she said. Good thing for the people that knew who she was talking shit about, they knew she was full of shit and were never in danger of getting too inflated.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
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