Somebody that constantly has to have a game to play or a song to sing just to make it a few miles down the road in a car. Someone that has to read a murder mystery novel to come up with a way to have somebody offed (by a hitman for example). Somebody that uses their own face on an uninspired painting, or paints something in the vicinity because they are a narcissist that lacks imagination.
The dork might have been helpless to kill her husband if she hadn't read the murder mystery about how to hire a hitman and get away with the murder. She lived her entire life as a coward, so she wouldn't try it if the odds were against her getting away with it at some point, or at least getting her sentence reduced.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Get the Dorkmug. A nation of dorks that come together as one that drink almond lattes, wear muti coloured cardigans, and have names like poompie and chippy.
by Liam9752 July 6, 2018
Get the Dork Nationmug. My boyfriend Brett is the definition of a dork. I literally met him at an academic uil event (him literally getting first place in social studies). I love him and his geeky/dorkiness.
by Cuddlebug214 July 22, 2022
Get the Dorkmug. A dirty dork is a donut with a hotdog in the middle of it.
"Omg Becky, their is a weiner in the middle of that donut!"
"Omg Becky, their is a weiner in the middle of that donut!"
by The Jerker January 7, 2024
Get the Dirty Dorkmug. by courter July 4, 2006
Get the snorkle dorkmug. My cute boyfriend
You can no longer call me a dork because now you will be forever be synonymous with the word
You can no longer call me a dork because now you will be forever be synonymous with the word
by Olive21 November 25, 2019
Get the Dorkmug. 