DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke

Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*

by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024

Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.

I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.

by JamesBaud March 20, 2020

Ditch dayne

This is a type of guy that likes to leave the people person or place he was originally at if there’s something more fun or people more cool

That guy is a ditch dayne

by JamesSmith34 January 28, 2023

Ditch Pig

Disgusting Dirty whore ; The lowest form of white trash ; A slut who denies sleeping around ; Also see Proulx

That Girl is a straight up ditch pig

I don't think that ditch pig knows how bad she looks

by Crashbaby8714 December 24, 2014

ditch pig mi-kay-la

An anorexic looking, bottom feeding, needle banging, disgusting lowlife that’s usually found in the lowest class areas of a city. Commonly referred to as a lot lizard,

She will always be a Ditch Pig Mi-kay-La all her life.

by FML-Already April 27, 2025

Shit-Ditching

When someone ditches their current partner and throws their whole relationship down the drain for a person who loves sexual play involving fecal matter.

Corrr... I just Shit-Ditched Michael for this guy who would shit on my chest.

Love a bit of Shit-Ditching on a Friday Night...

by ChinChanChon August 2, 2022

ditch whisky

Low cost high proof whisky often found on roadside ditches, and often near passed out drunks.

Old Crow is an example of a ditch whisky

by Biggfish86 December 10, 2024