1. A pre-sexually transmitted disease which causes Financial Incontinence in males during the courting process.
2.To piss money away, in an attempt to get laid.
Symptoms usually subside once the target has made her intentions known one way or the other, although PTD can persist into long term relationships, usually resulting in bankruptcy.
2.To piss money away, in an attempt to get laid.
Symptoms usually subside once the target has made her intentions known one way or the other, although PTD can persist into long term relationships, usually resulting in bankruptcy.
Fred: How did your date go last night, did you get any?
John: Nothing! And I spent a heap of cash trying to impress her!
Fred: Ha-ha, the only thing anyone ever gets from her is a case or Pecuniary Tract Disorder.
John: Nothing! And I spent a heap of cash trying to impress her!
Fred: Ha-ha, the only thing anyone ever gets from her is a case or Pecuniary Tract Disorder.
by pasmarticus August 16, 2011
by ensign krusher March 27, 2010
Scrotum Head Disorder, formerly known as being a dick head, is a serious mental condition that causes extreme leftist behaviour that includes emotional posts on facebook(mania or hypomania) and lows (depression). When you become infected, you may feel angry and hopeless and lose pleasure in everyday activities such as shopping and being in a monogamous relationship. Mood shifts may occur weekly or as often as several times a day.
Although Scrotum head disorder is a disruptive, long-term condition, you can keep your moods in check by investing in ETF's (also known as Exchange Traded Funds) or any annuity investment sold by the big five banks.
Although Scrotum head disorder is a disruptive, long-term condition, you can keep your moods in check by investing in ETF's (also known as Exchange Traded Funds) or any annuity investment sold by the big five banks.
Jack--"Holy moly! Did you hear about those European school kids who got scrotum head disorder at the cafeteria."
Jill--"Yeah. The school teacher got bitten by a zombie and infected them all!!"
Jill--"Yeah. The school teacher got bitten by a zombie and infected them all!!"
by Harry Potthead 2 March 09, 2016
The anomoly that occurs after watching so much internet porn that naked chicks in magazines doesn't cut it anymore
Guy 1: Ay man I got the new Hustler
Guy 2: Can't, Im watching this epic gangbang
Guy 1: You need to see a psychiatrist about that Progressive Porn Disorder
Guy 2: Can't, Im watching this epic gangbang
Guy 1: You need to see a psychiatrist about that Progressive Porn Disorder
by Hankgod June 06, 2011
An extremely misunderstood mental disorder where one believes they have other personalties (or alters) living inside their soul. This person will not have control of what these alters do and usually black out whenever their alters take control. These alters can be different ages, have different dominant sides, different posture, voices, etc.
People will develop this order from not knowing how to deal with abuse or suppressing too much emotion, usually, as a child.
**NOTE: What these people believe is happening in their head is what is happening in their head. They can't control what's happening and most people would get rid of the disorder if they more easily could.
AKA D.I.D.
Alters FUCK EVERYTHING UP FOR THOSE THAT HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS DISORDER. My ex has D.I.D. The beastly version of his own personality (not a legit alter) blocked his memory of me. He did this because I wouldn't have sex with him..well them..so yeah..pretty fucked up.
THIS DISORDER GENUINELY, TRULY SUCKS.
People will develop this order from not knowing how to deal with abuse or suppressing too much emotion, usually, as a child.
**NOTE: What these people believe is happening in their head is what is happening in their head. They can't control what's happening and most people would get rid of the disorder if they more easily could.
AKA D.I.D.
Alters FUCK EVERYTHING UP FOR THOSE THAT HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS DISORDER. My ex has D.I.D. The beastly version of his own personality (not a legit alter) blocked his memory of me. He did this because I wouldn't have sex with him..well them..so yeah..pretty fucked up.
THIS DISORDER GENUINELY, TRULY SUCKS.
by D.I.D. SUCKS. December 23, 2012
Fear of the outside world; specifically areas and situations with large crowds. Group anxiety. Fear of akward social situations.
by Bugg May 06, 2005
Disoder in which the sufferer has a 'need' to have everything perfected to the 't'. They are usually very anal and will induce bodily harm should you ruin their arrangements.
by Sai Wolf May 30, 2005