Fatty-Disease

Diabetic haters possess someone to fall off their bed.

Jaké fell off his bed because of Fatty-Disease

by JakeMacWord June 11, 2019

SD disease

When a guy has a small dick

This annoying ass idiot probably has the SD disease lol

by Zane_lmao January 31, 2022

Dak’s Disease

A quarterback who plays well in the regular season but cannot win in the playoffs.

I really like our QB, but I I don’t think we can win the Super Bowl because he suffers from Dak’s Disease

by Thekling September 8, 2023

amogus disease

makes you kill yourself

amogus disease is very common in people who play amogus

by xDURBYx May 12, 2021

Parkingson's Disease

A deeply-rooted "like father, like son" physical/mental disorder that transcends several generations of male offspring; it involves each successive "son" misbehaving sexually just as soon as he gets his driver's license --- i.e., pulling over ("parking") and "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with any "cute young thing with boobs and a coochie" whom he happens to be dating and/or giving a ride somewhere. And heck --- most likely this lustful procreating is how many of the successive generations of these socially-irresponsible males have kept their DNA-lineage going so well and for so long --- Grampa was probably conceived this way, and then Grampa did the same thing himself when he reached puberty, and then Papa followed suit, and then Son, and...

For as long as I can remember, a majority of the young guys in this town have been "doing da bouncy-bouncy" with girls in their back seats on the lane down by the old fishing-pier... sound like Parkingson's Disease to me!

by QuacksO October 18, 2017

bureau disease

fat, overweight, beer gut

He's got bureau disease...It looks like his chest fell into his drawers.

by Rohdewarrior May 18, 2011

Vanilla Disease

When you fuck a girl in pussy town and you get cum on her stomach then go back in and get it on your T-shirt

"yeah im here with my nigga bobby brown and he got that vanilla disease from pussy town"

"yeah i fucked this girl in pussy town last night.,and i didnt take off my shirt.im going to the doctor today to make sure i haven't contracted vanilla disease"

by tyler Poopdick November 6, 2013