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bed darts

When a guy is masturbating and tries to hit himself with the ejaculate.
I got a double bull's-eye in bed darts.
by Dart Master July 1, 2011
mugGet the bed dartsmug.

Mud darts

A gay picnic game that the boys play after a hardy lunch. One of your friends bends over with his pants off and starfish spread open and you and the fellas dart dildos into his ass. Not to be confused with the very straight game of lawn darts.

Warning this game is painful and could lead to pleasure
Hey Jimmy I am kinda full from our picnic, why don’t you take your pants off and let’s play some mud darts? What do you say?
by ShagBass69 June 1, 2025
mugGet the Mud dartsmug.

Super Darts

When one has abused the power of cocaine while participating in the sport known as darts.
Wow! Look at Larry's eyes! He is on that juice for sure! Just look at them super darts!
by Stealthy Problems July 10, 2017
mugGet the Super Dartsmug.

Dominic Dart

The infamous, elderly, devious man that lurks within the bus stations in Leicester City Center, heart filled with malice.

Rarely seen outside of the Haymarket Bust Station, though once spotted noncing about in Maccies, this awful monster is able to be recognised due to his trademark Tesco plastic bag filled with blood-soaked darts. Though he is typically peaceful, you would never want to aggro such a man for he is known to piss in bins and throw darts drunkenly.

If ever you see this man, steer clear; and if you want to confirm it really is him, try to snap a pic with your mobile phone - for he has the mythical power of not being able to be captured on photographs. And remember, unless you want a swift dart to the chest, don't eye him up for more than 5 seconds - for your gaze is a sign of aggression to this lustful creature.
That's DOMINIC DART pissing in a bin! Fucking leg it!!
by DominicDartWatch November 18, 2021
mugGet the Dominic Dartmug.

dart

i have to dart so bad! you mean fart? no, dart!
by taylor4 July 10, 2010
mugGet the dartmug.

Butt darts

Hey what the heck is that sound from the room, oh that’s just Andon and Adam playing butt darts.
by Taco king 999 January 4, 2025
mugGet the Butt dartsmug.

Mud Dart

Using the penis as a tool in sexual games, sports, or activities - specifically referring to anal sex. This is because when you remove the object from its target, it appears to resemble a dart covered in mud - using the brown eye as a bullseye ; Anal sex
Hey baby. How bout a game of mud darts? Bend over - you’re the target.
by Richard Keister April 20, 2023
mugGet the Mud Dartmug.

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