Cumayo cocktail

When you drink a packet of mayonnaise and it reaches to your rectum just as you’re getting an anal creampie.

My big burly man of a boyfriend whipped me up a cumayo cocktail last night!

by MayoBartender November 24, 2021

Jewish cocktail

When someone uses the tip of a circumcision as a shot glass

Yo did you see drink that Jewish cocktail

by Sir_Pump_aloaf December 3, 2021

Guatemala Cocktail

A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.

I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.

by Mega Hemroids December 31, 2021

Canadian Cocktail

cannabis and cocaine

some wise guy told me this long time ago.

Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.

I prefer cocopuffs myself.

-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)

by mkicrattzzi vs deep dish February 28, 2022

Bourbon Cocktail

If you add ice to any bourbon it is a bourbon cocktail.

I'll have a bourbon cocktail please.

by Fazzjim March 25, 2022

Midwest Cocktail

Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin at the same time.

I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail on Friday night.

by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022

Midwest Cocktail

Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin in a recreational form.

I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail the other night. I haven't been able to sleep, drink, or eat since.

by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022