Covid Jail

When you have the coronavirus and have to self-isolate

“Hey man you wanna go out?”

“Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”

by WonderBlox May 10, 2022

Convenient COVID

Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.

He didn’t feel like going to work this morning so caught convenient COVID

by Farmer Jakr September 19, 2022

Covid Cooch

Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)

OH her? No, she has a covid cooch. Id only go down there if have covid.

by RCprofessors January 11, 2022

COVID-22

COVID in the year 2022, in coordination with COVID-20 and COVID-21.

COVID-22 is really hitting us hard this year.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Covid Shower

When your woman (or man if incarcerated) is on all fours and you are driving your man plug home without using any virus protection equipment, you have them turn to look at you. When they react to your calling, you shoot your baby butter deep and sneeze in their face effectively giving them your gifts of hot sex and Covid.

"So did you take that girl home last night? Sure did. I gave her a nice Covid Shower."

by JR382 January 14, 2022

Covid Boy

A boy who spreads Covid wherever he goes.

Jack: Ew look its Covid Boy, stay away from him he will give you Covid

by AlBro666 January 22, 2022

covid karma

Covid Karma is the term used for when someone crazy about protecting themselves from getting Covid-19 and is an asshole about it towards other people contract covid despite their efforts not to. This person treats their friends kindly while assuming strangers are sick. They wear a mask in front of people they don’t like and take it off while in the company that they prefer

“That bitch got covid at a party with all of her friends”

“That’s covid karma”

by Lusti23 December 8, 2021