country creeper

A country bumpkin who creeps in the yee-haw style. Often drives a lifted truck.

Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.

Individual: Last night a guy followed me home in his truck to ask for my number; what a country creeper.

by Greekling October 6, 2019

country musex

sex that is affected by your surroundings. in this case by rocky, uninhabited hills, wildflowers, raw climate.

in the middle of nowhere.
"I wanna do it here and now. Come for me. country musex."
"Lets sing it, babe"

by Krkič January 29, 2020

CountrySquare

An international mapping channel originally from Czechia, which was the first to invent mapping, where states are depicted as squares with flags instead of balls with flags. It is also the most hated mapping channel in Czechoslovakia, due to an unrealistic story, dialoue, stolen map from CBB, the minimal effort to translate all videos into different languages (via Google Translate) and the lack of geographical accuracy.

It's called CountrySquare and it makes mapping. - Křeš

by Fukasen March 19, 2021

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.

I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.

by ZeroExe July 10, 2021

Country Crock Biscuit

When a woman cums many times added with male sperm, drips into the asscrack and you get up to use the restroom the woman feels the butter between her cheeks. Country Crock Biscuit

Omg Becky, my boyfriend filled me up last night! It all dripped out and made my booty feel like it was full of butter. He gave me that Country Crock Biscuit!

by dsldrummer1 August 24, 2021

Country of C.U.M.

The name of a proposed union between the countries of Canada, United States, and Mexico.

"Have you heard about all of those things going on in the US?"

"The US? Did the mean the Country of C.U.M.?"

by Dripfoe February 16, 2022

back country safari

The exact opposite of getting a blumpkin (getting a blow job whilst taking a dump). I.e. getting a rim job whilst urinating.

"Hey I heard you give great back country safaris, wanna come to a urinal."

"Once in a bar I stumbled upon a couple at a urinal performing the act of a back country safari."

by Fried Cable March 15, 2015